Reasons for a Woman to choose an Saint.......not a man!
- Puppy love doesnt ware off so quickley with a dog
- You can be prosacuted for neglecting a dog
- Dogs enjoy swimming , and not for the chance to ogle girls in bikinis
- Few men would answer to "Lassie"
- A dog is a pack animal not a six pack animal
- Dogs spend the day sniffing drugs, thats only if there with the police
- A dog is for life
- A dog is not just for show
- You can train adog in obidience
- Dogs will wait patiently out side cloths shops.......and not criticize purchases afterwards!
- When dogs beg its cute...when men beg it is pathetic
- A dog will trot faithfully around your heel
- A dog is more easily controlled when females are on season
- A dog can molt without being afraid of premature baldness
- Dogs are less reliant to tinned food..
- ......but after a few cans , a dog will still be able to stand up!
- Men lost the world cup. a dog found it!
- You can pick a dog that has a muscular appearance naturally!
- You can keep a dog tied up for its mis behavings
- Dogs are not obsessed with "doing it man fashion"
- Dogs can multi-task
- Being a dogs mistress is no reason to feel ashamed
- You would feel guilty about turning your dog out onto the street
- A 16 year old is very mature
- A dog can look as if he understands what you are saying
- A dog will encourage you to loose weight , a man will just remark how big your bum looks
- A dog never ansewrs back
- There arn`t so many good reasons to keep a dog muzzeled in public
- A dog is for life
- Dogs can be warned the meaning of no
- A dog wil roll over and play dead... a man will if you ask him to make a coffee!
- There are still thousands of undomesticated dogs in Australia..But there are far more undomestocated men!
- A dog will be eager to walk rather than getting a taxi
- You can microchip a dog
